Funny Jar

So my mom has this cute idea.  She wrote down some of our best comments and put them in a jar.  Then when we graduated high school took the best ones and she printed a book with all of them in it - next to funny pictures of us.  I love mine!  So I need to start doing it with Brynlee.  Here is a list of some of her funny ones lately:


Brynlee: "Mom, Heabenly Fatter is a neat guy!" 


Brynll: "I wanna git married." 
Devin: "Why do you want to get married?" 
Brynlee: "Flowers." 


Brynlee was reading a lung cancer book at the hospital: "Once upon a time, in a far land, there's a girl, Cinterella . . . " Then she pointed to the gross picture of some lungs and said, "Mom it's you. You are soooo butiful!" Sadly it was not in her quiet voice and everyone in the waiting room was laughing! Side note - her hair wasn't done and looked like a clown's wig.  Side, side note - I looked worse!


‎Brynlee: "Mom where you going?" 
Nicole: "I'm going pody."
Brynlee: "Good luck mom. Have fun - if you have big poops I'll give you chocolate."


Brynlee: "Mom, house is a mess.  Clean up your stuff."


‎8:31 - Brynlee giggling: "Gerdy you are so so very funny!"


Nicole: "Brynlee your hair is CRAZY today!"
Brynlee: "Mom, hair just fine."


On the way home from the grocery store today- 
Passed Taco Bell - Brynlee: "Mom cheese roll up?" 
Nicole: "No, sorry." 
Passed Wendy's - Brynlee: "Mom frich fries?"
Nicole: "No, sorry." 
Passed Mcdonalds Brynlee: "Mom just apple pie?" 
I was laughing so hard guess I need to cut back on my fast food with her!  


Brynlee: "Mom, omache hurts!" 
Nicole: "I'm sorry do you think some peaches would help?"
Brynlee: "Don't worry mom, eat candy."