Funny Quotes

Here are the recent funny quotes for Brynlee and our blog book:


Brynlee ran around the house chasing a fly yelling: "I have water fur ya. Wait up!"

Brynlee's prayer: "Heavenly Father thank you for painting my toes ... and fingers...and let's find paint for gerdy toes ... and fingers ... and thanks for my Devin ... and my pillow."

Brynlee: "Mom, the St. Bunny Neaster is coming soon!"
That is a combination of St. Patricks day and Easter. What a holiday!

Brynlee pronouced it the "bunny neaster" is coming! 
Brynlee at breakfast: "Mom, you like to serve me."
Me: "Yes, I do."
Brynlee: "Oh good, I love you."

Me: "Brynlee, what do you want for lunch?"
Brynlee: "Butter and ham sandwich."
What? Sick.

Brynlee's prayer: "Heavenly Father thank you for a good day. Thanks for mom's ears. Thanks for dad's big muscles. And I not talk to strangers without mom and dad today. Thanks for the caterpillar. Name uh Christ, amen." One of her better prayers!

Brynlee: "Mom I have dinner for ya."
Me: "Oh yummy. What are we having?"
Brynlee: "Lunch."

Brynlee: "That stinkin' leprechaun got away!"

Mom: "Brynlee ... I'm going to spank your bum!"
Brynlee: "Mom it's all gone. It feels sick."


Red Solo Cup comes on the radio-
Brynlee: "I LOVE this song!"

Brynlee: "I married to mom." 
Mom: "I'm married to dad though."
Brynlee: "I don't like that."

At an apt. Nice lady: "What is your name? Goldie locks?"
Brynlee: "You are ssssilly!" (screamed way too loud - everyone looks our way)
Nice lady: "What's your name then ... Brynlee?"
Brynlee: (very calmly and matter of fact) "No, it's just princess."

We passed a stop sign. Brynlee: "Mom, I LLOOVVEE city rules!"

Brynlee: "Teddy, I love you ... TTHHIISS ... MMUUCCHH!"
Imagine her arms stretched out as far as possible. She leans over and whispers in his ear: "That's a lot."

Brynlee: "Mom, I have a baby in my tummy."
Me: "Well I think that people get married first."
Brynlee: "I married to Gerdy though!"

Brynlee: Mom I want a seat belt on. 
Me: We aren't in the car - silly.
Brynlee: Well friends can see my bumb.
Me: Oh, you mean a belt for your pants?
Brynlee: Yeah a seat belt...I'll count for you... 1-2-3-7-8-11

Me: Brynlee you are a goober!
Brynlee: I not a goober I'm a sister and just a little bit sweetheart.

Brynlee: Mom, my stomach hurts.
Me: Seriously ... You just ate Brynlee! You aren't hungry. (Pause) Why does your tummy hurt?
Brynlee: Cause you hurt my feelings!
Me: Oh, do you mean your heart hurts.
 
Brynlee: Its ok please go to time out till you can say sorry.

Brynlee was giving us a puppet show and Dev and I started talking a little too loud I guess. Brynlee yelled: "Excuse me ... I said once upon a time!!!!"

Here are some pictures of Brynlee and joyschool.  








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5 comments:

Tiffany said...
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Tiffany said...

Brynlee is always good for a good laugh! I just love her comments they are funny and witty! She is a riot!

Jamie said...

Nice comments! They crack me up! She says the funniest things. I love all your pictures and posts! And I am glad you didn't die on our bike ride. It was SO fun. (and a little painful) I hope we get another good ride in before you move!

Brittany said...

My FAVORITE will always be the "no it's just princess" one. That just cracks me up!! So super funny. She's a riot.

Logan and Tanya said...

Nicole, I love your blog! And Brynlee is such a hoot! Love her funny sayings...keep 'em coming! :)